why has no one made a hella accurate hogwarts vacation summer camp for teens/adults yet with the acceptance letters and the WANDS AND ROBES and the sorting and the common rooms and the classes anD QUIDDITCH and house points???? /?
this is 2014, i have rights
when you’re writing and you come up with that one fucking killer line
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
"Finnick Odair is something of a living legend in Panem. Since he won the Sixty-fifth Hunger Games when he was only fourteen, he’s still one of the youngest victors. Being from District 4, he was a Career, so the odds were already in his favor, but what no trainer could claim to have given him was his extraordinary beauty. Tall, athletic, with golden skin and bronze-colored hair and those incredible eyes."
She is a god
Watch her not give a flying fuck about your retarded asshole of a “heart throb”
#dean dean dean you moron you’re not remotely subtle jsyk#’he has dark hair and blue eyes’#’they really pop when he wears blue you know’#’it’s just a great color on him’#’and i don’t know if maybe he lost his shirt but he’s hiding a smokin’ bod under that thing’#’sam why are you laughing?’#’tell the dude how hot cas is it might help us find him’ (via thecaptainsoiree)